I feel better now.
(Source: kittylitter)
Having two OSes is confusing. You need coherence.
— Steve Ballmer, criticizing Google’s Android and Chrome OSes. Balmer is the man behind Windows Starter, Windows Home Basic, Windows Home Premium, Windows Professional, Windows Enterprise, Windows Ultimate, Windows N Editions, Window Mobile Classic, Windows Mobile Standard, Windows Mobile Professional, Windows Embedded CE, Windows Server Standard, Windows Server Enterprise, Windows Server Datacenter, Windows HPC Server, Windows Web Server, Windows Storage Server, Windows Small Business Server, Windows Essential Business Server, Windows Server Itanium, Windows Server Foundation and whatever the hell they have running on the Kin. (brilliant attribution via ericmortensen) (via moth)
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
— Albert Pike
A dog spa is opening in NY with facials & manicures. If you’d like to order a spa day for your dog, just text “F-U” to “Haiti.
— Jimmy Fallon, tonight’s monologue. (via popculturebrain)
The English are always degrading truths into facts. When a truth becomes a fact it loses all its intellectual value.
— Oscar Wilde, Maxims for the Use of the Overeducated
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT’S BIRDIE CRAP!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost.
— Martina Navratilova
